It’s that time again, folks.
- The New England Patriots in the playoffs…
- Tom Brady being called possibly “The Greatest Quarterback Ever”…
- Bill Belichick being called possibly “The Greatest Coach Ever”…
And who can forget this nagging attribute of January football:
- Brady and Belichick are trying to win their first Superbowl since the Spygate cheating scandal
Let me make things crystal clear to New England fans and to all of the idiotic talking heads in sports media: The New England Patriots and Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are
0 Wins / 2 Losses / 3 Disqualifications
due to the cheating scandal.
That’s right, Tom Brady is no better than Dan Marino: a great quarterback who has never won a Superbowl. NFL Commissioner Roget Goodell cemented this conclusion when he destroyed the cheating tapes themselves after having reviewed them. This Richard-Nixon-like act proves for all time that the cheating during three Superbowls and the seasons leading up to those games was worse than we all suspected.
And so every year the Curse of the Rings destroys Brady’s efforts to win his first one.
Until Brady Baggins and Bill SamBelichick return the fraudulent rings to Mount Doom and cast them into the fire, they will never win a true, legitimate, Superbowl victory ring.
Repent, Tom Brady, Repent, for you are getting older and your time is running out.