Dan Patrick Bombs

Let me first say that I am a Dan Patrick fan. I have followed his radio show since the day he launched it from the attic of his house, and it’s a great program. Tonight he presented the Superbowl trophy to the New York Giants, including the MVP Eli Manning, and he couldn’t resist pushing [...]

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What is Sports?

As I get older I appreciate more and more the relatively peaceful state of the modern world when compared to the carnage of the early 20th century and despite the powerful biological forces that keep the human animal not much evolved from the consciousness of savage predation. I have come to view sports, and more [...]

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Francessa and Dowd Stand Tall

Every culture, including our own, possesses a cadre of politicians and performers and a class of commentators and critics who chronicle their exploits, presumably in the service of the common man. As one matures into adulthood, once starts to realize that these supposed critics are actually bought and paid for by the people they purport [...]

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Danny’s Choice

I like Dan Patrick’s sports radio show, but even a pro like him is just a gutless shill for the NFL. It’s downright disappointing. On today’s show he was asked by Andy Perloff whether he’d put Ben Roethlisberger of the Pittsburgh Steelers on the same level with Tom Brady of the New England Patriots if [...]

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Parcells ‘Aint No Oracle

After the Jets loss last night, in which they were humiliated by Charles Van Doren and the Patriots, the now-famous saying by Bill Parcells concerning a team’s win-loss record is being trotted out by dozens of empty suits in sports broadcasting. This is the saying now throughly enshrined in the Hall of Truth: “You are [...]

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Thank you Keith

I want to express my gratitude to Keith Olbermann for being such a perfect example of the mental disorder known as Liberalism. In rare cases like the Keith incarnation, you get the pure stuff – uncut and unadulterated – and its disgusting nature can be sampled and catalogued properly in the zoo of Liberal doofuses. [...]

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Icarus Alert: Stewart and Ellin

Humans are very predictable, and aliens observing us while planning an invasion would not need much analysis to wipe us out, or at least enslave us and have us lick the boots of a power-mongering dictator (Is Obama from Mars?). A persistent behavioral element of our human construct is the Icarus syndrome, which occurs when [...]

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Nominative Case Violation: Tony Dungy

Sasoc fights to preserve and defend the dative, accusative, and ablative cases inherent in the English language. This is because in the last 20 years otherwise educated people have feared that use of these cases makes them sound stupid, but they have it exactly backwards. While it is incorrect and stupid-sounding to say “Me and him threw [...]

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Nominative case violation: Jim Gray

Sasoc fights to preserve and defend the dative, accusative, and ablative cases inherent in the English language. This is because in the last 20 years otherwise educated people have feared that use of these cases makes them sound stupid, but they have it exactly backwards. While it is true that saying “Me and him threw [...]

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The Sword Saves Dan Patrick

The sword recently posted (Bob Costas as Alpha Dog, Dan as Fire Hydrant?) that Bob Costas owns Dan Patrick and Michael Kay by launching into his own agendas right out of the shoot when either radio host interviews him, and prior to that essay the sword had alerted Dan via other channels. We are proud [...]

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