Kal Penn, the co-star of the “Harold and Kumar…” stoner movies and Obama sycophant, is apparently abandoning the Impostor and going back to Hollywood. Remember two years ago when Kal famously gave up his recurring character on the hit show House in order to take a serious job in the White House? The show had to kill off his character (they chose suicide as the means) in order to free the actor for his Obama tour of duty.
Poetic, no?
So now Kal, like so many of the millions of burned out (stoned?) Obama supporters, has seen the truth of Obama and is abandoning him long before his first term is up.
The 34-year-old UCLA grad is back plying his craft in Los Angeles after a two-year sojourn as a mid-level staffer in the White House… <source>
Fortunately for us, the Top 10 Statements Kal Penn Was Overheard Saying in White House Hallways have been recorded for posterity:
10. “Those Wall Street crooks — President Obama is sure to make them pay!!”
9. “Wait Mr. President, why would you impose an oil drilling ban for 7 years in the Gulf after it’s already–yes, yes sir, I’ll keep my Hollywood mouth shut for the rest of this meeting”
8. “Oh, he’s playing golf again? Never mind, I’ll catch him tomorrow”
7. “No Michelle, I didn’t add mayonnaise to my pulled pork sandwh–okay I’m throwing it in the garbage”
6. “Rahm, why are you standing in front of me naked?”
5. “I told you a million times: I’m not helping you steal the nomination for 2012, now get on a plane and go visit some foreign leaders or something”
4. “Can someone please explain to me what ‘Too Big to Fail Means’ and why I should care? The President doesn’t, so stop harassing me”
3. “Wait–did Obama just approve tax-payer funded bonuses for Wall Street crooks? But I thought–”
2. “The President’s birth certificate looked different yesterday, are you sure you—why are you tying my hands behind my back and putting me in a closet?”
And the Number One Statement Kal Penn Was Overheard Saying in White House Hallways:
1, “Hello, CTU? Yeah, I’m at the White House and there’s a guy in the Oval Office trying to destroy America — send Jack Bauer over here RIGHT AWAY”
This was like Letterman back when the jerk-wad was actually funny.
You’re an idiot.
Why?